Breaking News! Bulbgate Explodes - Culprits Discovered

BREAKING NEWS

The Bulbgate investigation has taken an unexpected turn.

New evidence suggests the raccoons used the annual flamingo migration as cover for the operation. While residents watched the flamingos, the Spring Bulb Collection was systematically targeted. Management reminds residents that not all organized wildlife activity constitutes a conspiracy.

This story has masks and dexterous little feet!

Residents are shocked and furious. Details are still coming in.